Posted by Red-Haired Lass on November 16, 2000 at 14:04:11:
In Reply to: Re: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!! posted by MMMMarcia on November 16, 2000 at 10:34:09:
: : You are a dear, dear person Marcia. Thanks so much for your wishes and this touching poem. If you were here, why I'd jump up on the chair, leap from chair to table and give you a great big hug. I am still cleaning mustard seed out of my hair (we use that instead of rice ya know). I have yet to catch up with that woman and her Huron cronies who were throwing mouse terds instead of mustard seed as we left though.
: Dear Gnomie,
: Pay no attention to that wretched woman with the mouse droppings. You KNOW who your friends are!! And we are here in PLENTY, let me tell you! Didja notice Miss Marcia weeping ever so softly & genteely into her lace trimmed hanky? And what about Sassy, standing in the back trying not to sniffle, but ready to sprinkle some of her magical "Happy Ever After" dust on yer wee little heads as you came back down the eensy little aisle? I noticed that even Miss Paddletale was honking softly into her wing feathers, trying not to become over excited and begin sqawking too loudly during the ceremony.
: And Miss Katie O' Arbroath? Well, that teeny, tiny little patchwork quilt she made ye was a thing of beauty, and every stitch sewn with love! Surely THAT ranks higher than any ol' mousedropping dropper. I noticed that Red was wearing her BEST wench blouse, and trying hard not to leer at yer Scottish cousins who showed up in the smallest of wee kilts. And when yer 4th cousin on yer mother's side...Hummingbirdeye...showed up in his eensy weensy liddle loincloth, why Gadget Girl was good as gold. They were ALL just watching you and your beautiful Gnomette whisper your sweet little vows under your mossy mushroom. Not a dry eye in the glade, I tell you!
: I'll warrant you'll soon be hearing from more of the folks who attended the ceremony, attesting to how moving and beautiful it all was! Most of 'em are probably still in a daze from the sheer romance of it all...dabbin' at their eyes and sighing deep sighs! Just you wait! Right, Mohicanland?
: Anyway, I'm drinking a toast to you as I type...a fresh brewed cup of my favorite Earl Gray tea...ahhhhhh...nectar of the gods! Here's to BillyGnome & BettyGnomette! May their happiness and joy be 20 times bigger than THEY are! ;o)
Takin' a break from clearin' up the mess left behind from the last "Nurture Your Inner Magua" session at Bumppo's to declare that never in me life have I seen a lovelier ceremony given by the Wee Folk than what was put on by our very own Gnomes! Why, me friends the Leprechauns declare they've never had a better time at nuptials either. (Bill and Bettygnome, I meself am extendin' me apologies for wee Lil' Seamus and Wee Brendan -- I told them it wasn't considered proper to go swimmin' in the grog bowl...but then they retorted about all the cistern swimmin' we do here, so please fergive them...) Anyway, ye even had the Huron Delivery Boy weepin' into his jug o'squeezins, and that's quite a feat, sartain, as ye say here...Anyway, the red-haired lass offers ye her heartiest congratulations, and might I say slainte and may yer Gnomish love ever burn bright! Please be watchin' the post in the next few days, as a special shipment of Aunt Aggie's Come Hither In the Heather Super Scottish Love An' Marriage Enhancement products will be arrivin' at the door of the Gnome Home.
Pax aye and much luve,
from Yer Red Haired Lass
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