Posted by She Who Tracks on November 16, 2000 at 18:25:00:
In Reply to: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!! posted by MMMMarcia on November 15, 2000 at 22:06:15:
: The Gnomes are back, the Gnomes are back!!
: When they were gone, I felt the lack
: Of wee little people in tall red hats,
: Teasing the Doc, or chasing the cats,
: But now it's clear, the Gnomes are here,
: And so I'll give a great big cheer,
: And check Miss Katie's for brand new bedding,
: (Didn't you know? There's been a WEDDING!!)
: A bridal veil of dandelion down,
: And white rose petals for her gown,
: Our Betty Gnome was such a beauty,
: Then there's Billy, that ol' Cutie!
: Moleskin trousers and a teeny red vest,
: No doubt about it, he looked his best!
: Under a mushroom down by the stream,
: In a place made special by the first star's gleam,
: The Gnome & His Lady pledged love undying,
: While in the sky were white doves flying,
: They drank parsnip wine from thimbles small,
: And were hugged and wished the best by all,
: Then off they sailed on the Glimmerglass,
: Just a wee small Gnome with his wee small lass.
Indian drums carried the message of the Gnome Wedding. Seems I'm always out of town when the GOOD things happen! Have spent the day harvesting George Roadkill moles for a year's wardrobe for the Gnome and dried mushrooms for Mrs. Gnome for soup to last all winter. Only wedding present I could think of. Expect by Whooping Crane Overnight Service.
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