Re: Official Notice TO England

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Posted by Chris on November 16, 2000 at 22:53:43:

In Reply to: Official Notice TO England posted by NightSky on November 16, 2000 at 21:34:28:

: : Official Notice from England:
: : Subject: HRH Proclamation
: : London, 10th November 2000
: : To the citizens of the United States of America,

: : Following your failure to elect a President of the USA to govern yourselves and, by extension, the free world, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume a monarch's duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.

: : To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, please comply with the following acts:
: : 1. Look up "revoke" in a dictionary
: : 2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God save the Queen"
: : 3. Start referring to "soccer" as football
: : 4. Start driving on the left side of the road.
: : 5. Start carrying umbrellas everywhere.
: : 6. Declare war on Quebec

: : Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

: : Thank you for your cooperation and... cheerio!

: :
: ~~~~~~~~~~~~

: Seems like we've been through this before, say 225 years ago. I think you can only "revoke" something that was bestowed. I think if it was taken by force, it must be retaken in the same manner. Besides, we haven't failed to elect a president, we're just keeping the rest of the world in suspense. We all know who was elected. And tell the old girl to come on over. There are no free rides here, you have to get elected, even if the process is sometimes combersome, it's far superior to birthright. NS

Don't laugh too quickly, guys. A friend of mine heard a radio broadcast in which someone from Europe said that the office of the President of the United States was too important an office to be voted upon by just the citizens of the US. It should be voted upon by the entire world. Honest, folks. And he was being serious.

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