Posted by Miss Marcia on December 12, 2000 at 19:48:03:
In Reply to: Re: Gather the Citizens! posted by Bent Twigg on December 12, 2000 at 12:37:27:
: OH! Poor dear Miss Marcia, you've damaged yourself beyond repair again! Here, let me lift you ever so gently up on this sofa and tuck this deerskin around you. Now, don't try to move until you get the mug of Squeezin's down. Let me just put my arm around your shoulders to support your poor aching back while you sip. A little tighter? Certainly, my dear. How's that?
: OUCH!!! So sorry - so sorry. Didn't mean to let my hand slip down like that, but you needn't have slapped me quite so hard. Not like we never . . . OUCH!!! Yes, I know Miss Gaylee is listening! So sorry. So sorry Keep my mouth shut and my hands where they belong. Yes, Ma'am.
: Stop panting, Miss Marcia.
Thankee kindly for your assistance, Benton, Dear. Now you just behave yourself in a GENTLEMANLY manner whilst I recuperate a bit from my fall. A sip or six of these squeezin's and some more of that hot buttered rum should do the trick...*sluuuuurp!*
Ahhhhhhh...thash more like it, Bentie Sweetie. Now, just tuck this sof' 'n' fuzzy quilt o' Miss Katie's aroun' my footsies, nice & warm like, an' I'll have another drop o' mulled cider, too...*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!* Thash nize...hey, who's that fumblin' around under the edge o' thish quiltie???? DWEEEEEBIE?? Whasha matter with that boy?? A swift KICK up aside that block o' ice on his head oughter straighten HIM out. I'll have no one gropin' around my quilts 'ceptin' YOU, my shweetie pie. *hic, hic, hic* Feelin' much bedder now, BentiePoo...
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