Re: Sharing a gift from the Canadian Trader

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Posted by CT on December 20, 2000 at 21:58:55:

In Reply to: Sharing a gift from the Canadian Trader posted by Ye Olde TowneCrier on December 20, 2000 at 19:19:50:

My esteemed TC,

I must admit that this lovely gift came via smoke signals from our beloved Huggy Merchant.Yep, all across the ocean.hic.

TC or was it CT???? hic...Oh what-ta-heck! It's me,myself and I..hic..

: Hi!

: This evening, I found this X-Mas gift from the Canadian Trader, at my doorstep. As i opened the package and got very merry sampling it, I discovered that dear old CT had also included the recipe.
: Well, being a generous soul, I've decided to share the recipe for this delicious, nutritious, and fun-fully delirious gourmet gift, with all my friend and foe at Lotmland!

: Mmm - nice cake!

: Vodka Xmas Cake Christmas Cake Ingredients:
: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: 1 cup of water
: 1 tsp baking soda
: 1 cup of sugar
: 1 tsp salt
: 1 cup of brown sugar
: lemon juice
: 4 large eggs
: nuts
: 1 bottle Vodka
: 2 cups of dried fruit

: Sample the vodka to check quality.
: Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
: To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
: Repeat.
: Turn on the electric mixer.
: Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
: Add one teaspoon of sugar.
: Beat again.
: At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.
: Try another cup.... just in case Turn off the mixerer.
: Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
: Pick fruit off floor.
: Mix on the turner.
: If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a
: sdrewscriver.
: Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
: Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sh!t.
: Check the vodka.
: Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
: Add one table.
: Add a spoon ofsugar, or somefink.
: Whatever you can find.
: Greash the oven and piss in the fridge.
: Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
: Don't forget to beat off the turner.
: Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the
: cat.
: Fall into bed.


: And.... Cheers! Hi Hip Hurrah! CT is a jolly good fellow, CT is a jolly gooooooood fellaaaaaaaa..... which nobody can deny .... nobody can deny.... nobody can deny..... teeeeheeee!!! yi[[[[ppppeeeeeee!

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