Smoke Signal to The Gnome

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:  Hey, am I in the doghouse or something? Nobody is answering my emails? Dana, Marcia, Clabert, Adele - what gives?

: : : Bill R

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: : Awwwww, honey! I haven't been getting any mails from you! And never fear, if you were ever in the doghouse with me, I would thwack you over the head so hard with my inkpot that you would DEFINITELY know about it!

: : (((HUGGY HUGS)))

: : Adele

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: Well thank the lordy! That Hector was looking at me like "Don't EVEN think you are crawlin' in here bubba". Besides which, I don't know what She's been feeding him, but phew! Stank!

: Bill R

: Dear Gnome,

: Ye must be thinkin' o' some other doghouse.  Hector is here on the Mohawk ahuntin' with me.  Besides, Hector LOVES to cuddle up to a warm Gnome in his kennel on a cool Autumn night.  Unless somedog else has taken up the trend, Hector is the only dog I know who freshens his doghouse with genuwine Lapin Merde Original Home Fragrance. Anything ye want us to bring back for ye from our Hunt?

: She Who Tracks


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