Posted by Doc M on October 12, 2000 at 14:33:34:
In Reply to: Re: Thought for the Day posted by GnomeDome on October 12, 2000 at 14:19:28:
: : : : No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
: : : : (Alice Walker, American Author)
: : :
: : : .....or who makes butter from you just because you DIDN'T grow more than two feet.
: : : GnomeDome
: : Eeeeww! I wouldn't use a Gnome who grew more than two
: : feet for consumption anyway! I don't use mutants in
: : my receipts! Two eyes, two arms, two legs, two feet.
: : Them's my standards, and I'm a-stickin' to them!!!
: : Doc M
: Settle down guys, settle down! There is enough for everbody!
: Get in an orderly line - that's it. Here Ben Gnome, here is your false third foot. Wear it in style and pleasure. Right, got one here for all you fellas....it's gospel. That dang lasicivous witch won't bother with you if she thinks we have an extra foot! *trying to be heard over the clammoring crowd of gnomes waving money in their fists and trying to jump the line in their haste to obtain anything that will keep Doc Mary off their backs*
Hmmmmm. Upon further reflection, the rule is now "Catch
'em all now, sort 'em out later!" Say, this reminds me
of an old non-politically correct joke..."Wood eye?
Wood eye?" Oh, never mind!!!
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