Bad Times???

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Posted by Doc M on October 15, 2000 at 14:22:20:

Bad times did the Lanky One say? Why wasn't I informed of
this before now? Come to the Mohicanland Clinic, poor
tormented ones! Doc M can cure broken legs, scramble eggs,
empty kegs, fix heads, make beds, mend hearts, throw darts,
pluck a goosie, do the Watusi, recite Dylan Thomas, glue a
a broken promise, exorcise demons, chew Beemans, heal the wacky,
spit tobaccky, sing "Mother Macree", charm the bees, pick
the banjo, do the tango...

Just hike your bad selves over to the Clinic today!! Special
Open House Hours will be in effect all day Sunday! Enjoy
the relaxing feeling of being totally free from care as
you sit with your hands tied behind you while being fed
gruel by a happy Huron! Sing along with Doctor Mary as
she teaches you the Mohicanland Clinic Anthems -- "I've
Got A Loverly Bunch of Coconuts," and "Yes, You All Are
Bananas!" She knows you can't clap in a straight jacket,
bless your hearts, so stamp yer feet and whistle! Fun
fun fun for the whole family!! Be sure and stop by to
see her happy-go-lucky associate, Mr. Magua, for details
about the Mohicanland Clinic's E-Z Payment Plan. And what
do you care how much it costs?? You're nuts, right???
Woo woo!!

Doc M
"She Cares"

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