Re: Who's That Snuffling At My Door??? And the BIG BANG strikes Mohicanland!

Posted by Miss Marcia on January 11, 2001 at 09:21:24:

In Reply to: Re: Who's That Snuffling At My Door??? posted by Bent Twigg on January 10, 2001 at 17:51:53:

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: Mercy me, is that Miss Marcia meandering merrily through the milky Mohicanland snowdrifts? - - well, no, not exactly merrily, I sense. And not meandering either! Doggone, if she's not struggling up the hill pulling a sled, and with that worthless hound Hector sittin' up on the sled like he just come into a million pounds and hired him his own private chauffeuress!

: Hold on there, Miss Marcia - what's the meaning of this? Why you are nearly frozen. You've got icicles hanging off your chin, and those poor little delicate southern hands are downright blue from cold. Don't you know better than to come out on a day like this wearing nothing on your fragile femen-ine hands but your lace mitts? Gracious! Here, put on my heavy fur gloves and let me wrap my scarf around your wat - - sweet milkwhite neck. There, that feel better? Now, just tell me what's the meaning of your hauling Hector up here - - - -

: HEY HECTOR! COME BACK HERE YE MANGEY HOUND. WHERE DO YE THINK YE'RE GOING WITH THAT SLED????????

: Bent Twigg
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Oh, Benton! Thank goodness you've rescued me! I was about to drop into the snow & die on the spot! I'm just about frozen to death. Could you be a Dear & hold my hands in yours to warm them up a bit? That's lovely, Benton. I'm starting to feel better already...I...OH, GOOD GRIEF!!! HECTOR!! COME BACK HERE YOU HIDJOUS GREAT HOUND!!! *shrieeeeeeek!!* BENTON!! DO SOMETHING!! I've a whole POT full of Rabbits & Roots Stew on the back of that sled! I was bringing it along to pass out to searchers, for I fear something horrible has happened to She Who Tracks! OHMIGOSH!! HECTOR, THE SLED, AND THE STEW ARE ALL HEADING STRAIGHT TOWARDS MISS JAYBEE'S CABIN.....

*TERRIBLE SMASHING NOISES FROM THE GENERAL DI-rection OF MISS JAYBEE's CABIN!!*...............

*horrified whimpering from Miss Marcia*..........

*dead silence and nothing at all moving at Miss Jaybee's Cabin.......................

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: : Mercy me, is that Miss Marcia meandering merrily through the milky Mohicanland snowdrifts?  - - well, no, not exactly merrily, I sense.  And not meandering either!  Doggone, if she's not struggling up the hill pulling a sled, and with that worthless hound Hector sittin' up on the sled like he just come into a million pounds and hired him his own private chauffeuress!  

: : Hold on there, Miss Marcia - what's the meaning of this?  Why you are nearly frozen. You've got icicles hanging off your chin, and those poor little delicate southern hands are downright blue from cold.  Don't you know better than to come out on a day like this wearing nothing on your fragile femen-ine hands but your lace mitts?  Gracious!  Here, put on my heavy fur gloves and let me wrap my scarf around your wat - - sweet milkwhite neck.  There, that feel better?  Now, just tell me what's the meaning of your hauling Hector up here - - -  -

: : HEY HECTOR!  COME BACK HERE YE MANGEY HOUND.  WHERE DO YE THINK YE'RE GOING WITH THAT SLED????????

: : Bent Twigg
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: Oh, Benton!  Thank goodness you've rescued me!  I was about to drop into the snow & die on the spot!  I'm just about frozen to death.  Could you be a Dear & hold my hands in yours to warm them up a bit?  That's lovely, Benton.  I'm starting to feel better already...I...OH, GOOD GRIEF!!!  HECTOR!!  COME BACK HERE YOU HIDJOUS GREAT HOUND!!!  *shrieeeeeeek!!*  BENTON!!  DO SOMETHING!!  I've a whole POT full of Rabbits & Roots Stew on the back of that sled!  I was bringing it along to pass out to searchers, for I fear something horrible has happened to She Who Tracks!  OHMIGOSH!!  HECTOR, THE SLED, AND THE STEW ARE ALL HEADING STRAIGHT TOWARDS MISS JAYBEE'S CABIN.....

: *TERRIBLE SMASHING NOISES FROM THE GENERAL DI-rection OF MISS JAYBEE's CABIN!!*...............

: *horrified whimpering from Miss Marcia*..........

: *dead silence and nothing at all moving at Miss Jaybee's Cabin.......................


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