Re: Seen Alongside the Glimmerglass

Posted by MMMMarcia on January 25, 2001 at 12:53:44:

In Reply to: Re: Seen Alongside the Glimmerglass posted by Gnome Senior Air Traffic Controller on January 25, 2001 at 12:25:56:

: You! Up there hovering on that contraption! Get your keester down here and land that thing! RIGHT NOW! This the the gnome Senior Controller here at the Gnome Air Traffic Control Center
: and you are in violation of Colonial Regulations regarding safety in the airspace. First of all, you have NOT been cleared to enter restricted airspace. Nor have you contacted the tower and even requested clearance. Secondly, you are way under minimum height requirements for flight over populated areas, gnome choirs, and congested ponds. Thirdly, I can see NO registration number on that purple monstrosity you are flying,
: and I question its air worthiness, let alone the pilot's worthiness who by her own admission is NO lady! Why, with all these violations your license to fly has been REVOKED and you can just WALK through all that goose Wash-ta back where you came from!!! And if you give me any lip, why you can just find your keester slammed into the Gnome Colonial Big House and that is a heck of a misnomer lemmee tell ya. Gnome jails ain't known for their size. You'd be mighty cramped in one of them cells for sure. A sentence of 10 years in a solitary 2 foot by 2 foot cell on a diet of mushrooms and water will straighten you out and get your mind right. And if THAT don't straighten you out, well you can just spend a night in the box. *ptue - spitting 'backy with deadly accuracy at pesky mosquito.*

: Lemme see your license.

: Gnome Air Traffic Control

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Now ya see...what we got HERE is...failYURE to COMMUNICATE! In other words...are YOU talkin' ta ME?

I kin see the grass waving wildly about down there...an' I hear a bunch o' squeaky little insultin' and irritatin' words driftin' up my way...but surely they can't be comin' from that puny little creature in the pointy red hat who just climbed up on a toadstool, with a bull(frog)horn in his hands.

Go ahead, Little Man...make...my...DAY!!

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: : You!  Up there hovering on that contraption!  Get your keester down here and land that thing!  RIGHT NOW!  This the the gnome Senior Controller here at the Gnome Air Traffic Control Center 
: : and you are in violation of Colonial Regulations regarding safety in the airspace.  First of all, you have NOT been cleared to enter restricted airspace.  Nor have you contacted the tower and even requested clearance.  Secondly, you are way under minimum height requirements for flight over populated areas, gnome choirs, and congested ponds.  Thirdly, I can see NO registration number on that purple monstrosity you are flying,
: : and I question its air worthiness, let alone the pilot's worthiness who by her own admission is NO lady!  Why, with all these violations your license to fly has been REVOKED and you can just WALK through all that goose Wash-ta back where you came from!!!  And if you give me any lip, why you can just find your keester slammed into the Gnome Colonial Big House and that is a heck of a misnomer lemmee tell ya.  Gnome jails ain't known for their size.  You'd be mighty cramped in one of them cells for sure.  A sentence of 10 years in a solitary 2 foot by 2 foot cell on a diet of mushrooms and water will straighten you out and get your mind right.  And if THAT don't straighten you out, well you can just spend a night in the box. *ptue - spitting 'backy with deadly accuracy at pesky mosquito.*

: : Lemme see your license.

: : Gnome Air Traffic Control 

: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: Now ya see...what we got HERE is...failYURE to COMMUNICATE!  In other words...are YOU talkin' ta ME?  

: I kin see the grass waving wildly about down there...an' I hear a bunch o' squeaky little insultin' and irritatin' words driftin' up my way...but surely they can't be comin' from that puny little creature in the pointy red hat who just climbed up on a toadstool, with a bull(frog)horn in his hands.  

: Go ahead, Little Man...make...my...DAY!!

: 
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