Re: Huronland Needs Help From Mohicanites!

Posted by Martin Mohicanite on March 01, 2001 at 11:03:59:

In Reply to: Huronland Needs Help From Mohicanites! posted by Harry Huron on March 01, 2001 at 10:52:19:

Call her "Doctor Mary" & see what transpires ... Also, check her, after heavy sedation, for clear, red Saran Wrap, Eveready batteries, a bunny suit, and a DDL tattoo ... Find any? It's her!

Beware!

PS - It is good she has lost her memory!

: We have had a strange and very sick woman residing with us
: for the past two months. One of our warparties came upon
: her wandering through the forest muttering and swearing.
: She tried to attack us, but luckily she was injured so
: we subdued her and left her tied up in one of our outlying
: longhouses. We have been feeding her by means of a long
: pointed stick as she tries to bite anyone foolish enough
: to go near her. She has apparently lost her memory as
: she doesn't know her name. Our Sachem thought she was
: possessed by evil spirits and tried his best to remove
: them, but to no avail. A Huron from the south visited us
: recently and thought he recognized her as a Mohicanland
: resident. (She tried to bite him, too.) Is anyone missing
: from your settlement who might fit this poor creature's
: description? The words she shouts while in her frequent
: fits of rage sound something like "damnedgnome", "whackwhack
: whack", "codebluecodeblue" and some things that are too
: foul and horrible to relate to you. Please help us!!! We
: are all covered with bitey marks and are tired of having
: her grab our loin cloths and chew on them!!! We tried selling
: her to the Francais but she scared them by screaming "Make
: love with your faces! Make love with your faces!" and then
: laughing maniacally. PLEASE RESPOND ASAP!!!

: PS We have brandy to trade!!!

: H. Huron, esq.

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• Re: Huronland Needs Help From Mohicanites! Harry Huron 11:43:52 3/01/2001 (0)
• Re: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST...Gnomie Miss JB 11:24:00 3/01/2001 (2)
  • Re: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST...Gnomie GnomeDome 11:55:58 3/01/2001 (1)
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: Call her "Doctor Mary" & see what transpires ... Also, check her, after heavy sedation, for clear, red Saran Wrap, Eveready batteries, a bunny suit, and a DDL tattoo ... Find any? It's her!

: Beware!

: PS - It is good she has lost her memory!

: : We have had a strange and very sick woman residing with us
: : for the past two months. One of our warparties came upon
: : her wandering through the forest muttering and swearing.
: : She tried to attack us, but luckily she was injured so
: : we subdued her and left her tied up in one of our outlying
: : longhouses. We have been feeding her by means of a long
: : pointed stick as she tries to bite anyone foolish enough
: : to go near her. She has apparently lost her memory as
: : she doesn't know her name. Our Sachem thought she was
: : possessed by evil spirits and tried his best to remove
: : them, but to no avail. A Huron from the south visited us
: : recently and thought he recognized her as a Mohicanland
: : resident. (She tried to bite him, too.) Is anyone missing
: : from your settlement who might fit this poor creature's
: : description? The words she shouts while in her frequent
: : fits of rage sound something like "damnedgnome", "whackwhack
: : whack", "codebluecodeblue" and some things that are too
: : foul and horrible to relate to you. Please help us!!! We
: : are all covered with bitey marks and are tired of having
: : her grab our loin cloths and chew on them!!! We tried selling
: : her to the Francais but she scared them by screaming "Make
: : love with your faces! Make love with your faces!" and then
: : laughing maniacally. PLEASE RESPOND ASAP!!!

: : PS We have brandy to trade!!! 

: : H. Huron, esq.


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