Posted by MMMMarcia on March 13, 2001 at 18:37:58:
In Reply to: Re: Explain Marrow Toast for her Huggy & Cheese Whiz Issues posted by Kate on March 13, 2001 at 16:37:13:
: : *ahem!* See MMMMarcia's Food Rules posted earlier!! No critters without LEGS!! Rule NUMBER ONE!! As for the urchins, which have bunches & BUNCHES of legs, they get ruled out just on GP. (General Principles!) On accounta the thought makes me ILL. Ditto the raw fish! Pickled herring is fine, though I don't really care for the flavor much. At least it isn't GROSS and UNFOOD-like.
: : And pay no attention to Miss Katie's rules about the Cheese Whiz...just be sure you put it in an unlabeled container & refer to it as butterscotch sauce. She'll never know the difference. Besides, she'll be out back trying to scare up a loincloth or two (oh, hahaha, pun INTENDED!) and won't notice what we're dining on, anyhoo!!
: : But DO study up on the rest of the food rules, so's I don't have to dump your cooler in the creek!!
: : Yer Pal,
: : MMMM
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: Now, don't you go listenin' to MMMM, Christina!!! I'm afraid she hasn't got the rights o' this AT all!!!
: NO! and I MEAN, NO unlabelled containers in any Cabin *I'm* bunkin' in!! I WANNA KNOW exactly what each concoction is, without having to make a stab at it, either physically or figuratively speaking!!
: Kate.
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heheheeee...I have visions of Miss Katie wandering about the cabin at night, peekin' in coolers & fridgie drawers, pokin' and pryin' and tryin' to suss out any foodstuffs she doesn't want to have on the premises. Armed with a pointy stick, she is, and upon finding anything questionable, it's stabbity-stab-stab until she's rendered it harmless!
Of course, the minute SHE'S finished with her Cheese Raid, *I* will commence making my OWN rounds to ascertain whether any of our crowd has dared to sneak in anything that doesn't measure up to MY Food Rules! I'd best not open that refrigerator and find any meals LOOKING BACK at me! Nothing with EYEBULBS allowed on any plates in MY cabin, tenkyewveddymudge!!
Shoot, by the time Miss Katie and I have finished tossing out all the stuff we deem unpalatable, there'll be nothing around that place to eat but dry bread and a lettuce leaf or two!
MMMM