Re: Church Announcements

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: : Ah for crying out loud!  What in hell is a girldes?  *slaps self*.  Thinking about electric girdles musta made me lose my grip on they keyboard!

: : Sheesh.

: : Bill R

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: Howdy doodie, Miss Gaylee,

: Funny I should just bump into you right now.  I've just been for my weekly... ahem, EVENING 'constitutional' and been over to the House of Worship to read the Notice Board.  It surely is an edifying experience!

: For starters, I want to say - The Reverend Wheelock can HAVE my electric girdle (or is it 'girlde'?).  Those new fangled fashion items have truly gotten me in a fankle!!  Land sakes, trussed up in one o' them, you can only move to your front door before you are yanked back to your electric socket, quicker'n Miss Marcia's Basil goes for that gnome!!!  Nope - Rev. Wheelock needs a my girdle, he's got it!!

: As for that 'Hamlet', well... there is nothing better than a good tragedy so, I'm up for it!! 'Be there or be square' as Miss Marcia likes to say!! (Perhaps this would be the right moment to mention that I, Miss Katie, have THE MOST beautiful little lace hankies for sale, at The Quilt Shoppe, which really are good for THE MOST TRAGIC.. tragedies!! Hey! I gotta live, y'know...)

: Last but not least... 'The Low Self Esteem' Group Meeting.  Ah huh, well... I really don't think it's for me to comment... well, I mean, I don't like to say... I'm sure I'm 'wrong' when I say... perhaps someone else would like to comment on the fact... I DON'T LIKE the way we are being we're forced to use the da..rn back door like some common criminal, slinking around in the church's back passage!!!  

: Well, I think that's all I've got to say on THEM issues!!  By the way, nice talking to you, Miss Gaylee!!  Have a nice evening...

: Your gracious friend,
: Miss Katie.


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