Re: Belated Birthday Wishes!

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Posted by GnomeDome on May 11, 2001 at 15:45:13:

In Reply to: Re: Belated Birthday Wishes! posted by GG on May 11, 2001 at 15:34:33:

: : : : : Happy Birthday, Red...!! ...and may you celebrate many more!
: : : : : Hoping to make your acquaintance at The Gathering!

: : : : : Pax Aye!

: : : : : Seamus, Nancy, the dark haired lass, and Uncle Quasi

: : : :
: : : : Look forward tae meetin' ye as well, Seamus, as well as seein' all the other fine folk fer the first time, with the exception of Miss Marcia and the Gadget Girl, what have already become acquainted with me.
: : : : Thank all of you for the greetings...there's still some squeezins left so come by and carry home a dram...or twelve.
: : : : Christina with help from Red

: : : And a happy, happy belated one to ya Red! I'll be by directly to fill up my flexi-flask with the bite-me valve with some o' them squeezins. I am a bit parched from all the runnin' around I've been doin', searching high an' low for those MacWilliam Highlanders ya know to test out my "dried out Glammy Chamois Kilt Lifter". I'll catch up with 'em soon enough though mind ye!! I'll have to drop by Miss Katie's..., she WAS a bit enamored of my new device. If she has beaten me to the testin' she may have chased 'em off already! I know she feigns to be quite the genteel one, but we must keep an eye on her during the festivities in June. I was always a little suspicious of that *Duvet-Delving* she claimed to be so outdone by last month!

: : : Yours in generally giddy and gifted gizmo-ness,
: : : Gadget Girl

: : ***************************

: : Hey, GG.,

: : Couldn't help overhearing your conversation with 'Red'. Now, would I go and try out that tricky little DE-vice, the Glammy Shammy Kilt Lifter, without you??? ;o)

: : Well now, 'preparation' is the key to successful marketing!! Stringent testing, 'under' the most stressful conditions, THAT'S the ONLY way!!! How can Wal-Mart possibly know if these things are gonna work well, without the Mohican ladies don't try them out first???? (COULD stringent testing be anymore 'stringent' than that!!) Nuh uh, girls, this is something we're ALL gonna enjoy!! :o)

: : Roll on the Gathering, GG!! And roll out those amazing, colourful, multi-tasking, fabby dabby chamois wonders!!

: : (Wait a minute! What do you mean by casting doubts and aspirsions on my OBVIOUSLY demure character!! Harrumph!)
: : Miss Katie

:
: Awwwwwwww Katie, I was just funnin' ya! *wink, wink* and I do like the way you think. I have to concur that stringent testing *UNDER* thoroughly thought out, strictly coordinated prescribed conditions is the key to the success of the introduction of any new device. I think we must have a project collaberation meeting...AND SOON, of all the women wishing to take advantage of our most amazing invention since ....mmmmmmmm, well, since....PMS, or ...the headache, or well drat, we gotta do sumpin', the Gnome and his croonies are plottin' agin us with some alpha ray tube emitting device designed to alter our womanly selves. Quick, gather up the girls...head over to Red's for some squeezin's and squirmin' and schemin'.

: GG

*and in the background can be seen a gaggle of menfolks frantically activating some strange device they hold in their hands.............*

GnomeDome *does this damn thing have BATTERIES in it???*


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