Posted by Gadget Girl on May 11, 2001 at 15:47:11:
In Reply to: Re: WHAT EVERY GUY CAN'T BE WITHOUT AT GATHERING!!!! posted by Bill R on May 11, 2001 at 14:46:29:
: : : Okay guys! Why should Gadget Girl be the only supplier of Gathering
: : : Accessories. We guys need some of our own too! And here it is!
: : : The accessory we can't be without. Don't attend Gathering without it!
: : Problem is Bill Baby, that ALL the gadgets I recommend REALLY WORK!!!!!
: : Love ya though!
: Hey, it works. It sends out electromagnetic waves in the alph and other brain wave spectrum. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "pushing her buttons" too!
: *hitting down button on yapper selection*
: Bill R
Ohhhhhhhh, now I see! Now Bill, wasn't *Alph* (or Alf) a stuffed dog fellow from outer space or NO, NO he was the imaginery friend of the guy in the TV show. Ooops maybe I'm confused (I know Marcia could straighten me out if she were here), but I am CERTAIN that the very same fungi that I spoke of this morning has made its way up north to your neck of the woods, and being the little woodsy gnome that you are - you have ingested this lascivious fungi and it has altered YOUR brain waves. You men have been trying that *MUTE* on the remote control on us for Y-E-A-R-S and we girls just wax bemused and ponder what life would be like if your "TV and remote control addiction brain center" had been a little smaller.
If you weren't such a sweet ole teddy bear of a guy, I'd bop you on the head Doc Mary style with that remote thingy.
Lovingly uttered,
GG