Re: Gnome ain't well.

Posted by Monique on June 20, 2001 at 09:56:44:

In Reply to: Re: Gnome ain't well. posted by She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine on June 15, 2001 at 18:58:01:

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: : : : : Conkapot sick. Conkapot SO sick. (referring to scene from Northwest Passage with Spencer Tracy).

: : : : : Gnome made the mistake of eating too many Oreos last night. Gnome is sick. Gnome is SO sick. I am PMS'ing terribly. I've read at least two books during the time I have been on the throne since morning.
: : : : : At least, I hope it was the Oreos. Not some flu bug or something.
: : : : : I feel wiped out and dizzy, crampy, etc etc. Figures this would happen NOW. Been good for a year with no friggin colds, flu, etc.

: : : : Yeah, yeah, yeah ... that was me two years ago at this time. Just git yer arse on the plane. They have bathrooms; so does the Geneva. Might even be a book or two ... Take some Kaopectate. Get yourself some Rolaids or something.

: : : : See you tomorrow! (There! How's THAT for some sympathy!)

: : : About as expected. After all, I still remember the great and feared Lainey poking flaming pine slivers into me as I roasted over a bonfire once upon a time. Huron type sympathy comes as no surprise from YOUR group! :)

: : : Billygnome

: : Mon Dieu! You beast - eating ze leetle birds. Ess no wonder vouz are seek. Poor little orioles, singing seer leetle hearts out, making zee beautiful music and you mangé zem. Dirty eater-of-oriole-birds-beast! I spit upon your tracks.
: : Monique

: Monique,

: I would go easy on the Gnome, if I were you. He gets mighty testy when people spit on his tracks. Perhaps ye have misunderstood his eatin' habits, due to a unsure sense o' his meanin'. I do believe he was eatin' those things called Oriole Cookies - ye know, the ones that come in a little circus package and look like birds and lions and things. The Mohican Bountyess supplies them to the small people o' the colony at outrageous prices, along with her pre-packaged travel foods for long hunting trips and sieges at the fort.

: Better apologize to The Gnome, or he will start kickin' dust at ye, and ruin yer silk dressin' gown and yer fine French face powder.

: She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine

Ooooooh! Les cookies........................never mind. He is perhaps recovered by now, non?

Follow Ups:

• Re: Gnome ain't well. Gnomie 10:13:08 6/20/2001 (4)
  • Re: Gnome ain't well. Monique 19:24:55 6/21/2001 (3)
    • Re: Gnome ain't well. GnomeDome 20:04:36 6/21/2001 (2)
      • Re: Gnome ain't well. Monique DePresseve 20:56:07 6/21/2001 (1)
        • Re: Gnome ain't well. GnomeDome 11:51:39 6/22/2001 (0)

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: : : : : : Conkapot sick.  Conkapot SO sick. (referring to scene from Northwest Passage with Spencer Tracy).

: : : : : : Gnome made the mistake of eating too many Oreos last night.  Gnome is sick.  Gnome is SO sick.  I am PMS'ing terribly.  I've read at least two books during the time I have been on the throne since morning.
: : : : : : At least, I hope it was the Oreos.  Not some flu bug or something.
: : : : : : I feel wiped out and dizzy, crampy, etc etc.  Figures this would happen NOW.  Been good for a year with no friggin colds, flu, etc.

: : : : : Yeah, yeah, yeah ... that was me two years ago at this time. Just git yer arse on the plane. They have bathrooms; so does the Geneva. Might even be a book or two ... Take some Kaopectate. Get yourself some Rolaids or something. 

: : : : : See you tomorrow! (There! How's THAT for some sympathy!)

: : : : About as expected.  After all, I still remember the great and feared Lainey poking flaming pine slivers into me as I roasted over a bonfire once upon a time.  Huron type sympathy comes as no surprise from YOUR group! :)

: : : : Billygnome 

: : :  Mon Dieu!  You beast - eating ze leetle birds.  Ess no wonder vouz are seek.  Poor little orioles, singing seer leetle hearts out, making zee beautiful music and you mangé zem.  Dirty eater-of-oriole-birds-beast!  I spit upon your tracks.
: : : Monique

: : Monique,

: : I would go easy on the Gnome, if I were you.  He gets mighty testy when people spit on his tracks.  Perhaps ye have misunderstood his eatin' habits, due to a unsure sense o' his meanin'.  I do believe he was eatin' those things called Oriole Cookies - ye know, the ones that come in a little circus package and look like birds and lions and things.  The Mohican Bountyess supplies them to the small people o' the colony at outrageous prices,  along with her pre-packaged travel foods for long hunting trips and sieges at the fort.

: : Better apologize to The Gnome, or he will start kickin' dust at ye, and ruin yer silk dressin' gown and yer fine French face powder.

: : She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine

: Ooooooh!  Les cookies........................never mind.  He is perhaps recovered by now, non?


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