Message to The Red-Haired Lass

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: Dear Esteemed Wench:

: It is *I*, Sassy Soothsayer, here, newly arrived home and in the middle of unloading Ol' Purple.  I seem to remember ye asked me to let ye know if'n ye had left any o' yore possessions behind...well, all's I have to say to ye is:  didja take any o' them WITH ye???  It seems near 'bout everything I brung in the house today was some belongin' of yourn or another!!!  Clothes, mirrors, tools...it was all there...ye didn't take nuthin'!!!  What're ye, headin' out on a war party?  Movin' fast???  Just let me know if'n ye'd like me to pack it all up & send it to ye, via Whoopin' Crane Delivery Service (motto:  When You Hear 'em Whoop, It's on the Stoop!)  Just so's ye know what we're talkin' about here...we got pots, we got spoons, we got pillows, we got cosmetics & cases in which to carry 'em, we got shirts, oh, brother!  We got just about everythin' exceptin' YOU, Wenchy!!!  

: I humbly await yer instructions,
: Yers Enchantingly,
: Sassy

: PS...Miss Katie says at least ye didn't snore whilst ye were delvin' into her beddin'!!  We're missin' ye already!


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