Posted by Doc M on July 29, 2001 at 14:16:03:
...what's new, guys? Anything been happening lately? I don't
know what was in that last tankard I was handed in Bumppo's,
but I seem to have taken a little nappie-poo, and when I
woke up the snow was gone, my chin hairs were two feet long,
and my dainty going-to-tavern outfit definitely needed some
freshening! I just kind of limped down to Mohicanland for
a much-needed cup of The Black Nectar, and the whole damned
place looks like Cameron's cabin after the Hurons came to
visit! Hmmmm! Lots of used cannonballs, burned-out buildings,
no place for a lady of my high refinement to sit down without
getting that nasty black power stuff on my skirts. Which
means...YAHOO!!! I can start up the Mohicanland Clinic For
The Terminally Weird again without paying any rent!!!!
So bring me your loonie-tunes, your bedbugs, your gagas,
your two-fries-short-of-a-happy-meals yearning to breathe
free...THE DOCTOR IS IN!!!!
PS: To Ricardo...I want a couch, a wagonload of rope and padding
for my group therapy sessions, a case of single malt scotch
for none-of-your-damned-business, and a not overly bright
amenable wench for the cleaning and heavy lifting. I'm
sure we can work out suitable payment arrangements...like
all this will be GRATIS. All rightee, bucko???
Doc M