Posted by Rich on February 15, 2002 at 04:49:47:
In Reply to: Re: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! posted by Bridget O'Shea on February 14, 2002 at 15:26:45:
: In case anyone has fergotten, I'm the new (surlier, but curvaceous-er) bar wench at Bumppo's. Along with the Magua heart-giveaway, we'll also be offerin' free "Lonely Hearts" ale , frontier rubdowns, and a special game o'Strip Darts with very interestin' prizes. As fer the chocolate and sex, ye'll have to be bringin' yer own. And don't be gettin' too bawdy or I'll have to treat ye to a "Nantucket nerve pinch."
: yers,
: Bridget O'Shea
Well, I was there ... Doc M., it would seem, stole ole Magua's heart out back by the huge stake at the firepit ... The MacWilliam boys did get too bawdy, and Curvaceous O'Shea had them holed up in the pig pen for her genuine "Nantucket nerve pinches" ... hey, one pays the price.
Other than that, the place was pretty bare ... I did catch a glimpse of that Bubar fella. Seemed to be picking at a scab up top of his head, just wandering around ... Simon Girty close at his heels, lickin' his chops. Saw no Trader, be he [she] French or English; Dutch or Candadian ... not even a Towne Crier. The prim & proper Misses ... Marcia & Kate & Lady Ann & TGATL [well, maybe not SO proper!] & Goody ... not there. She Who Tracks must've been lost in the forest ... again ... for no sign of her, neither. Probably explains the absence of Bent Twigg. Thought, for a moment, that I saw a Gnome ... but, alas, it was just the chocolate ... too much of it ... that sugar high does cause hallucinations, and licking it off me skin (I wanted to try that!) seems to have increased the effect! There was a curious barking out there, though ... Beagles, I thought ... a dancin' with someone! Could it have ... just maybe ... been the Sweetsers?
Never found out ... passed out ... Anybody else EVER show up?????