Re: Hey, Guess What ... ?!? Joke

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Posted by vincent on April 02, 2002 at 09:53:34:

In Reply to: Hey, Guess What ... ?!? posted by Rich on April 01, 2002 at 08:06:14:

: Today is April 1 ... April Fool's Day ... and there ain't no April's Fool joke from me! My, how things have changed ... or, have they?!?

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Rich,

Funny thing is I have not pulled an April's Fool's trick in ages. Just harmless pranks that I used to think were funny but are probably not anymore...

Still appreciate a good joke when I hear one. This joke that I will share with you all probably has been recycled & updated but somewhat funny nonetheless.

American History Lesson

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

Who said: "Give me Liberty,or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces except for Suzuki. "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said. "Very good!

Who said 'Government of the people,by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'?" Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up."Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!

"Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you. Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!" and Suzuki said, "Arthur Andersen, 2001."

Regards,
Vincent

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: : Today is April 1 ... April Fool's Day ... and there ain't no April's Fool joke from me! My, how things have changed ... or, have they?!?

: -=-=-=-=-=

: Rich,

: Funny thing is I have not pulled an April's Fool's trick in ages. Just harmless pranks that I used to think were funny but are probably not anymore...

: Still appreciate a good joke when I hear one. This joke that I will share with you all probably has been recycled & updated but somewhat funny nonetheless.

: American History Lesson

: It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

: The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

: Who said: "Give me Liberty,or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces except for Suzuki. "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said. "Very good!

: Who said 'Government of the people,by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'?" Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

: The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

: She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up."Lee Iacocca, 1982."

: At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

: Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!

: "Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you. Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

: The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!" and Suzuki said, "Arthur Andersen, 2001."

: Regards,
: Vincent

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