Posted by Sassy Soothsayer on October 13, 1998 at 21:12:36:
Dear Otto: I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself! Your package arrived today, loaded with my new Kharastan carpets, and they are every bit as beautiful as I envisioned them being! I revved up the purple paisley number, and took off for a test flight around the cow pasture and over the top of The Old Crone's wattle hut. Guess I was buzzing along a leetle too close to the thatched roof to suit the Old Crone...she ran out into the yard, brandishing her broom, and shrieking imprecations in my general DI-rection, but I leaned low over the side and yelled at that Ignorant Scooger to get the heck outta my flight path! I zipped right on by, & left her choking on carpet exhaust! Wheeee! What fun!
I then took a pass around the outskirts of the village, and hovered for a few moments over Miss Marcia's DownHome Kitchen, wherein I know she was cookin' up a storm. The odors wafting out of her open doors & windows were almost enough to make me want to park & go in to dine, or at least whiz by her Take Out Window! But, Sassy's on a diet, doncha know, so I put my foot to the mat, and tore outta there, nimbly executing a few spins & one pretty cool loop-de-loop, then headed for home.
My dear Otto, it is definitely in the cards for you to be a huge success in Mohicanland with your trading business. Unlike some others in your line of work, you delivered the promised merchandise in a timely manner, and it has proved to be of extremely high quality. Sassy has no complaints at all, and wants you to know she will be glad to do business with you any time! Just give me a ringie-ding-ding the next time you need a reading done, and I'll be at your service! Thanks to you, Sassy don't need no steenking HORSE any more! hahahahahahahaha!!!
The Sassy Soothsayer a/k/a Mme. Claire Voyant, Proprietoress
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