Posted by Otto Mani on October 14, 1998 at 15:34:59:
In Reply to: Message to Otto Mani Trader posted by Sassy Soothsayer on October 13, 1998 at 21:12:36:
: My dear Otto, it is definitely in the cards for you to be a huge success in Mohicanland with your trading business. Unlike some others in your line of work, you delivered the promised merchandise in a timely manner, and it has proved to be of extremely high quality. Sassy has no complaints at all, and wants you to know she will be glad to do business with you any time! Just give me a ringie-ding-ding the next time you need a reading done, and I'll be at your service! Thanks to you, Sassy don't need no steenking HORSE any more! hahahahahahahaha!!!
: Yours enchantingly,
: The Sassy Soothsayer a/k/a Mme. Claire Voyant, Proprietoress
: Ye Olde "Fly Me To The Moon" Carpet Rides
: Motto: We're Cuttin' a Rug Tonight!
I am pleased that you appreciate the items I sent you, although it's a mystery to me that you managed to take it to the skies. If only Ataturk would have known this trick.
Nice, that you are enjoying your new property so much; at least one of us is having fun. I, however, am having a miserable time. Not one of the Mohicanland Traders can be found, and, on top of that, somebody has been posing as me, spreading compromising rumours about sultans and sultanas??? As if a hard working trader would have time to mess around with a zillion concubines. I do not agree with you: my commercial future does look very dim at the moment.
Please supply me with another reading?
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