Posted by TheLadyOfTheUnicorn on October 15, 1998 at 22:52:24:
In Reply to: Re: A smiling Unicorn says: Awesome! posted by Sassy Soothsayer on October 14, 1998 at 19:40:24:
: As for this balderdash about Otto Mani being a Sultana, shame on you, Uni-Babe! Now you know poor Otto hasn't the wit to come up with a devious scheme involving this type of charade.
Uh, uh, dearest who-wants-to-keep-them-avid-for-more, the OttoMani TurkishTrader might indeed be the Sultana in Disguise. But she is an Amazone-Era throwback 6ft tall green eyed, raven haired beauty from the Crimea, and her height gives her the comfort to pose as a man.
Though on occasion, she is wont to send her adjutant and confidant, Mighty Mustafa the Bold, in her stead. And I have it on good authority that she is indeed here to find the Potion of Loyalty... and you can well imagine ... Amazon-esque or not... she needs it when stacked against a harem of... well, you know the rest.
You also said:
" Sassy predicts you will soon get everything sorted out correctly, and once again be found walking in love and light along the foaming, frothing, rushing, gushing, tinkling, sprinkling, splashing, lashing, and otherwise soakin' wet riverbank. "
Now this is a prediction befitting your gifts!
Thank you , anyway!
Then you said: And while I've got your attention, please let the Town Crier know that Sassy sees gold braid and epaulets in her very near future. More on that next time, says she, mysteriously!
Ah, Mme SassyS, As you can well imagine, the TowneCryer, heartened by visions of gold braids and apulets, has, all of a sudden found her voice from its hi-jacked spot which was under a dangerously full and abuzz Beeee-Hive, and is crying once again thruout the land!
Thanking you for your most wonderful vision, I wish you a
perpetual walk in love and light....
The Lady of the Unicorn
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