Posted by magenta on October 18, 1998 at 18:24:36:
In Reply to: Re: What If.... posted by Kathy S on October 13, 1998 at 18:03:28:
: :Here's another worst cast
Uncas- Steven Tyler
Chinachgook- Stone Cold
Magua- my guy friend
Cora- Christina Ricci( if she were 18 then)or Mariah Carey
Alice- Sable(you know from WWF)
Col Munro- Mr. Bean
: : : Pat asks:
: : : : Best Possible Cast - (that's difficult, isn't it?)
: : : : Worse Possible Cast - (who would you NOT like to see as Hawkeye? Cora? Mauga? Alice? Uncas? etc., Scary, isn't it?!!)
: : : Hi, Pat...Chris once asked us to recast LOTM, too, and I just couldn't do it. Sorry, but it's unimaginable to think of any other actors being acceptable in the roles.
: : : Worst possible is easier!
: : : Hawkeye: Steven Seagal (sp?)
: : : Cora: Courtney Love
: : : Alice: Alicia Silverstone
: : : Uncas: Paul Rodriguez
: : : Magua: Graham Greene
: : : Duncan: Jim Carrey
: : : Munro: Werner Klemperer
: : : Montcalm: Marcel Marceau
: : : Soldier #2: ANYONE other than Eric Hurley would be AWFUL!!!
: : : There! How's that for starters?
: : : DISCLAIMER: The above casting does not necessarily mean I dislike the mentioned actor/actress...just that I think they would be pretty strange choices for this film.
: : : MMMM
: : MMMM
: : Your selections are inspired - oooh! makes me shudder! You're right, I cannot think of ANYONE who could have done as well as our stalwart cast in any of the parts.
: : Pat
: This is fun! Worst possible cast? You said THE WORST. This is totally tongue-in-cheek, of course.
: Hawkeye: Jerry Seinfeld
: Uncas: Ray Rivera
: Chingachgook: Cheech Marin
: (can't you just see them in the Elk Hunt?)
: Magua: Gary Farmer (hilarious in "Dead Man")
: Cora: Bebe Neuwirth in her Lillith 'do.
: Alice: Lisa Kudrow
: Duncan: David Hyde Pierce
: Colonel Munro: the late Bennie Hill
: Montcalm: Billie Bob Thornton(he can be anybody)
: It would be a farce if anybody else even attempted to take any of our favorites place. I've accepted that premise and run with it.... Hey, how about me as Cora?
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