Posted by Go-Between on October 19, 1998 at 07:01:56:
In Reply to: Wot's All This, Then? posted by Sassy Soothsayer on October 18, 1998 at 20:28:18:
: Geez, Lew-Steenking-Weeze!!! I go away for a couple of days, and return to find the Dutch Trader & others planning an attack on me & my Magic Carpet! How't THAT for gratitude to one who has offered only good will and her best services to the citizenry of Mohicanland. It's enough to make me throw these carpets down on the floor, dump my tea leaves in Boston Harbor, and take up drop-stitch tatting for a hobby! Don't you folks WANT a friend who can help you be in the know, provide inside trader information, give you a window on future inventions, elections and winning baseball teams, cure warts and whip up the occasional love potion? Harummmmmph! I think I'll mosey on over to Miss Marcia's DownHome Kitchen and eat an entire plate of her famous fuu-uuudge!! Nothing like chocolate to drown one's sorrows!
: Yours Unappreciatedly,
: Sassy Soothsayer
: Motto: When All Else Fails, Snivel!
I do not like to spoil one's appetite, nor do I want to stir up trouble, oh no, not me. But. I overheard the Dutch Trader ordering a considerable number of extremely ravenous moths. She said they would find food aplenty here.
Be on your guard and watch that carpet well!
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