That Sertain Sassy Someone

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Posted by Mme. Claire Voyant on October 23, 1998 at 23:13:21:

Mme. Claire has a happy announcement to make...*ahem...mi,mi,mi...
"Oh the shark, Babe,
Has such teeth, Dear,
And he shows them
Pearly White,
Just a car-pet
Has ol' Sass-eee, Babe,
And she keeps it(uh)
Outta sight!
You know when that shark bites,
With his teeth, Dear,
Scarlet billows
Start to spread,
But that carpet
Of ol' Sass-eee, Babe,
Has nary, nary a
Trace of red!.....
la, la, la, la, hum, hum,
...oh the line forms
On the RIGHT, Babe,
Now that Sassy's back in town....
LOOK OUT OL' SASSY'S BACK!!!!"*

Yes, folks, tis true...Sassy's back & ready for action. Now you know she's been warning you about the doings going on at the village schoolhouse, and the rapid approach of All Hallow's Eve. Things are about to begin happening...look for an invitation to a very special, spectacular Spookfest to be posted on Monday morning. I can only say that you won't want to miss this upcoming event. It will bring thrills, chills, and excitement beyond anything ever seen in Mohicanland. All the best ghouls and boys will be there...be prepared! I can say no more! My lips are sealed...tick-lock, throw away the key!

Be watching on Monday....
Mme. Claire Voyant d/b/a The Sassy Soothsayer
Motto: Still Sassy After All These Years!

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