Posted by S. Girty on January 28, 1999 at 20:54:46:
In Reply to: Re: Alarm and Consternation posted by Doctor Mary on January 28, 1999 at 18:50:58:
: : : : I think Miss Marcia is jes bee-in too coy. I seen that Simon Girty around. Wat's more I think he done in the Town Cryer. Hain't seen the Town Cryer in these here parts fer ny on to a fort night.
: : : : Old Crone
: : : Don't worry your old gray head, Crone...Simie is with moi
: : : and we plan to have a nice cozy weekend watching the Superbowl
: : : while sitting in my hot tub, and dining on my fabulous Roadkill
: : : Chili garnished with the possum eyeballs left over from Miss
: : : Marcia's Possum Surprise. So MYOB, you old bag! Kiss! Kiss!
: : : Doctor M
: : I hearn tell that my shadow was spotted in the forest. I've been away on the wartrail, having taken up the hatchet covered with blood [since when do I put it down? ;-) ]...
: : Its been cold, windy, & rainy in these parts, and I look forward to the possum & blankets in the corn crib...
: : Miss Marcia, if you see a faint glow from just inside the crib, you'll know its me enjoying an after dinner bowl of tobac'kee ;-)
: : S. Girty
: : [I can smell that possum already]....
: ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!! ANNOUNCING A HOT TUB VACANCY FOR SUNDAY!!
: So, Simie...you prefer squatting in a corn crib hoping that
: Miss Marcia will throw you a hunk of her regrettably overdone
: possum??? What am I, chopped elk liver???!! Your loss, bub!!
: Begone, Renegade Dirtbag!!
: Doctor M
Ladies! Ladies! Please, ol' Simon is use to fighting over the women, not having them fight over him!
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