Posted by S.Girty on January 28, 1999 at 21:09:20:
In Reply to: Re: Alarm and Consternation posted by Miss Marcia on January 28, 1999 at 19:40:59:
: Dear Mr. Girty,
: Thank you for letting me know you'll be around tonight. I put out the word earlier that you were far from these parts, in the hopes that you'd be unmolested if you decided to drop by the ol' corn crib. ... Do enjoy the Possum Surprise I left for you.
I do thank you, and look forward to the Possum Surprise...
: By the by, Old Crone seems to think you and I have something "going" here, if you get my drift. Don't know where she got an idea like that, but I'll straighten her out later.
>>I was taught that a man never told on a lady *hehe*
: The real problem is that there Dr. Mary person...she's been tellin' folks right and left that you & she were gonna have a Super Bowl Weekend in more ways than one, flounderin' around together in something she calls her "hottub!"
>>Hmm, ol' Simon could use a warm bath for once *grin*
:, but...if I were you, I'd run FAR, run FAST from Dr. M, or you're liable to find yourself in hot water of a whole 'nuther kind! I know SOME men find those spike heels & leather outfits of hers irresistable, but she's nuthin' but trouble, I tell you!
>>I thank you for your concern, Miss Marcia, but dont'chya worry yourself any, this ol' renegade has made it this far, besides, with a description like that, you got me a tad bit curious, t'aint often we see somethin' like that back in the hollers.
[By the way, what are spiked heels?]....
: No, you take Miss Marcia's advice and stick to burnin' and lootin' and pillagin'...it's safer that way.
: Yours Most Graciously,
: Miss Marcia
: PS...I left a nice big slab of hog jowl, well salted, in a sack for you to take on the road when you leave. A man can't live on possum alone!
>>Miss Marcia, again, I thank you for the concern, its been a long time since anyone cared for this renegades scalp [other than liftin' it]..... and thanks for the salted hog jowl, I swear, with your fine cookin', if I wasnt out raidin' & pillagin' I'd add another 20 pounds to my frame ;-)
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