Posted by Doctor Mary on January 29, 1999 at 09:43:23:
In Reply to: Re: Alarm and Consternation posted by Victoria on January 29, 1999 at 09:23:39:
: : Ladies! Ladies! Please, ol' Simon is use to fighting over the women, not having them fight over him!
: : ;-)
: Then you better be warned and have your best men at your back. But I'm afraid they'll be of little help, cause they'll be hangin' helpless from the trees when you turn around. And whatever you do, don't send your breechcloth to the Mohicanland drycleaners, it will be shrunk to the size of a ribbon, and if hot water doesn't work good enough, they'll get out their scissors.
: BTW, if they invite you to warm yourself around the fire, don't you do it.
Victoria! Victoria! Victoria! That's so mean!! Totally,
incredibly, and absolutely accurate, of course! As the
Mohicanland Dry Cleaners proudly states on their motto...
"It Takes A Big Man To Wear A Teeny Weeny Loincloth!"
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