Posted by Doctor Mary on January 29, 1999 at 13:20:04:
In Reply to: Message to Doctor Mary posted by The Sassy Soothsayer on January 29, 1999 at 12:25:29:
: Hey,Doc! What's happenin'? I just found out that my dopey sister, Miss Marcia, has turned down an offer of Sisterhood from you. Pay no attention to HER...she's just an old fuddy-duddy! Align your stars with MINE, Dr. M...I'm much more...ahhh...LIBERAL, if you will, and therefore, more likely to see things from your point of view.
: Whaddya say, Toots?
: Yours Enchantingly,
: The Sassy Soothsayer
: Motto: It Never Hurts to Have a Doc in the Family
Fortunately, Doctor Mary sees the real reason for Miss Marcia's
cruel rejection, and takes no offense. I mean, besides the
fact she's hit herself in the head with her wooden spatula
a few too many times and probably eats her own wretched cooking.
Jealousy, pure and simple, SS -- she knows the divinely
muscular Mr. Poe is in my thrall and would never give her
a tumble...figuratively OR literally!!! It escapes me why
she cannot look beyond these petty affairs of the heart and
join with me in the true bonds of womanly sisterhood, but
there you are. I am happy to align myself with you, SS, because
that's the kind of person I am.
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