Posted by S.Girty on January 29, 1999 at 20:57:14:
In Reply to: Re: Alarm and Consternation posted by Doctor Mary on January 29, 1999 at 09:43:23:
: : : Ladies! Ladies! Please, ol' Simon is use to fighting over the women, not having them fight over him!
: : : ;-)
: : Then you better be warned and have your best men at your back. But I'm afraid they'll be of little help, cause they'll be hangin' helpless from the trees when you turn around. And whatever you do, don't send your breechcloth to the Mohicanland drycleaners, it will be shrunk to the size of a ribbon, and if hot water doesn't work good enough, they'll get out their scissors.
: : BTW, if they invite you to warm yourself around the fire, don't you do it.
: : Victoria
[Doctor Mary wrote]
: Victoria! Victoria! Victoria! That's so mean!! Totally,
: incredibly, and absolutely accurate, of course! As the
: Mohicanland Dry Cleaners proudly states on their motto...
: "It Takes A Big Man To Wear A Teeny Weeny Loincloth!"
: Doctor M
thank you for the warning, maybe then I should stick with the cold shower in back of Miss Marcia's [?]...
I did get curious about this talk of leather & spiked heels at Doctor Mary's, and made my way in the darkness towards her cabin.... as I got nearer, I could hear the most terrible wailing, and above that what sounded like the crack of a teamsters whip[!]...
Then a woman's voice shrieking that "next time you will stay in your corner and....." the rest I couldnt make out over the cracking & wailing....
Is this some new radical form of medical treatment brought over from England?
I decided it was best not to disturb the doctor while she treats some poor afflected soul, thus I returned to Miss Marcia's corn crib for the night, where I knew some wonderful stuffed possum was awaiting me....
Alas, I didnt get to bathe in this "hot tub" I've heard so much about, but maybe when the good [?] doctor is not so busy with a patient, I can pay her a visit...
Mind your scalp, or my Wyandot brothers will mind it for ye' ;-)
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