Posted by Dutch Trader on January 31, 1999 at 16:30:22:
Hello all Mohicanlanders!
I have a new item in stock, rather plentiful I might add, sort of breeding at an uncontrolable pace. I need to get rid of my surplus so they go out for free. I am still hooked on writing silly poetry so here is my new ditty:
I have rats, tame white rats. Believe me, they make excellent pets.
They are not messy, as those dogs, and certainly not stubborn as them cats.
I love my rats, and that's a facts (okay, some poetical freedom here)
But their fertility defies all bets.
Mi casa is being trampled by those rats
I'll lose my fortune paying for the vets.
Dear Citizens, if you are looking for some pets,
Won't you please consider some of my gentle and intelligent rats?
The Dutch Trader
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