Posted by Miss Prim on February 02, 1999 at 14:55:21:
In Reply to: Re: And Now For Something COMPLETELY Different! *Hardtack* posted by Champ on February 02, 1999 at 14:10:05:
: : Dear Jo & Champ (ESPECIALLY Champ!)...
: : Y'all stop that insane giggling, now, y'hear? Lissen to your favorite cook and tankard washer. Y'all don't need no steenking HARDTACK for a wintertime camping advencha such as described above! What y'all need is a great big mess of Miss Marcia's Fiery Hot, Ragin' Cajun Style Armadillo Chili, cooked DI-rectly in the shell! I guar-on-TEE you, it will get your blood a-racin', your eyes a-poppin', and your ears a-steamin', and the effects won't wear off until the spring thaw! No need to worry, either, about various body parts, which you might wanna use again someday, freezin' off and gettin' lost in the snow! An' it keeps you regular, too, doncha know! I'll send a passel of it out your way via courier, if ya say the word.
: : Yours Most Graciously,
: : Miss Marcia
: : Motto: Just Call Me The FIRST of the Red-Hot Mamas!
: >>Hey First of the Red-Hot Mamas! ;-)
: Send a bunch of that by special courier to me, sounds like not only would it keep me thawed out, but will liven up the camp at night :-)
I do not think Jo and Champ will be in need of any of your HOT STUFF althought your offer was most kind and gracious. All their insane giggling makes it obvious they have already popped the cork on their bottles of "warmer upper." They will be making angels in that snow first thing.
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