Posted by Courier Editors on February 05, 1999 at 16:17:05:
In Reply to: Courier Almost done... posted by Yr Faithful TowneCryer on February 05, 1999 at 06:17:16:
: Ring Ring Ring!
: Hear ye Hear ye Hear ye!
: Come One Come All!
: Courier's latest issue, excellent remedy for anyone in dire need to laugh or chuckle or grin or smile, is brewing to its completion...
: Soon.... Soon....
: Start forming a queu in front of the MP Office Palace under the tall oaks...
: I, for one, have already pulled up my chair there, am the first on line, and for lack of a fur coat, am shivering in my black satin duds which, however frayed from crying in the turbulent climate of MohicanLand, is still shick, but a bit too cool....
: Anyone will shoot over a hot cup of coffee with brown sugar cinnamon and frothy milk?????
: Watch out for a long post... ah-hem, hearty and heavy, cry, from your Obedient Servant,
: ye Olde TowneCryer
: PS It's a beautiful day in MohicanLand and we are all due tfor a long and pleasant walk, in love and light, along the RiverBank...
Dear revered Paulette,
It is with great dismay that we must inform you of a need to hold the presses. With our next edition of the Courier already laid out in our mind's eye, we prepared for printing. However, when we arrived at ye olde printing shoppe, we were greeted by a most unwelcome scene. Our shoppe was trashed, our ink was splattered, our quills were blowing in the wind! As if this were not bad enough, there were slanders and obscenities scrawled everywhere! It was, dear Towne Crier, an ugly thing to see. Alas! We are much too busy scrubbing & organizing, and removing mud from a pig's sty to meet this issue's deadline.
Don't fret, dear Towne Crier! We shall be back in business next week! You shall read ALL the news that's fit to print ..... and then some.
Might we suggest a warm elk hide while you wait?
The Courier Editors
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