Posted by S. Girty on February 05, 1999 at 18:33:49:
In Reply to: Re: Courier Almost done... posted by Courier Editors on February 05, 1999 at 16:17:05:
: Dear revered Paulette,
: It is with great dismay that we must inform you of a need to hold the presses. With our next edition of the Courier already laid out in our mind's eye, we prepared for printing. However, when we arrived at ye olde printing shoppe, we were greeted by a most unwelcome scene. Our shoppe was trashed, our ink was splattered, our quills were blowing in the wind! As if this were not bad enough, there were slanders and obscenities scrawled everywhere! It was, dear Towne Crier, an ugly thing to see. Alas! We are much too busy scrubbing & organizing, and removing mud from a pig's sty to meet this issue's deadline.
: Don't fret, dear Towne Crier! We shall be back in business next week! You shall read ALL the news that's fit to print ..... and then some.
: Might we suggest a warm elk hide while you wait?
: The Courier Editors
Sounds like my Wyandot brothers paid your shoppe a visit ;-)
lucky their flints & powder were all wet, or your humble little shoppe would've been sending smoke to the skies!
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