Posted by Mohicaan Bountyess on February 22, 1999 at 13:51:58:
In Reply to: Chat Over the Back Fence with Miss Marcia posted by She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine on February 22, 1999 at 11:20:59:
Dear She, etc.,
I hesitate to jump on the old band wagon of advice, but I thought I'd add my two shillings to Peg O'Reilly's and Miss Marcia's tips for tottering females. Though I am so happy you received the mail order French Stiletto Leather Stockings, I should have explained that you must wear them on the right foot, or the left foot, whichever may be the case. Follow the points, She. In other words, if the shoe fits, wear it ... but on the proper foot, please!
As for Mr. "Handy with the scalpin' knife" Girty, you had best take a chaperone along on any further midnight strolls. Mr. Girty had more gallant designs than merely freeing you of your ruffled tether. I suggest you consider purchasing another French item we now stock at the Mohicaan Bounty Mercantile ... a chastity belt. They work wonders on encouraging gentlemanly behavior.
Love your new hair, She!
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