Posted by Miss Marcia on February 22, 1999 at 21:26:05:
In Reply to: Re: Chat Over the Back Fence with Miss Marcia posted by S.Girty on February 22, 1999 at 18:31:51:
: : :But I guess I can fergive 'im. He did say he fancies my new hairdo. Says the scalpin' tuft is a nice touch, and he's gonna git me a real eagle feather to dress it up some.
: : Beware of Sweet Talkers bearing gifts, Miss She. On this issue, I can say no more.
: : Miss Marcia
: >>Sshhhhhh....[hehehe] ;-)
: ["the dress cuttin' renegade"]
Simon, You Ol' Scallywag! You better watch your step, now. I'm telling you true...She Who Tracks is no one to trifle with, Laddie! Don't let her newfound Feminine Gifts fool ya...She's tough and smart, and she'll give you a run for your money all right.
Now I recollect you sayin' you were fond of redheads, and
She's sure enough got some fiery red hair on top of her clever little head, so I can understand you taking notice of her. And She, being a Daughter of the Trackless Forest an' all, is bound to be interested in a fine specimen of Frontiersman such as you, Renegade or no. But the two of you may not realize exactly what kind of a fire you're likely to kindle here. So, as your friend and benefactress, may I just suggest you tread carefully whilst establishin' this new relationship, lest a flaming disaster ensue!
Having given you a warning, and thus managing to cover my backside in case of future troubles, let me just say that you two DID look mighty handsome together the other night, except for the fact that your handiwork with the knife left poor She a tad overexposed, as it were. With that thought in mind, I pass on to you some knowledge I acquired recently...it seems that She Who Tracks is inordinately fond of chocolate covered cherries. Guess living in the woods and eating nothing but twigs & leaves for an extended period of time creates quite a sweet tooth in a person. So the next time you're out a-pillagin' and a-plunderin', you might want to raid Ye Old Mohicanland Lady Godiva Candy Shoppe. Nothing like "sweets for the sweet" to make an impression! You know...to sort of "soften up" a lady? This is just between you and I, y'all understand?
Yours Most Graciously,
Motto: Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match,
Find me a dream, catch me a catch!
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