Posted by Old Crone on February 26, 1999 at 13:22:54:
In Reply to: Re: Chattin' Over the Back Fence All Nice Like posted by She Who Tracks on February 26, 1999 at 11:39:04:
: : : : Dear Peg,
: : :
: : : : Howsever, if YOU want to tell Girty and the Shawnees they have to wear shirts at Bumppo's, have at it - I'm not likely to put my dainty self in danger passin' an order like that. Like to start a riot at Bumppo's, that's what I think! Besides, where else can we Femin-nine types get a gander at them shinin' pecs? We aren't often invited to attend Dr. Mary's Ladies' Night at Fort Wm. Henry, ye know.
: : : : She, etc.
: : : Dear She,
: : : Well, we noticed that you stopped by in yer new duds. Sos like I said, if it hurts business. And I'd like to point out that unlike our "Fast Food" competitor, our food ain't fast. It's got to at least been wounded and singed before we bring it to the table!
: : : Peg
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: : Yo! Peg!
: : Shirts?! Pants instead 'a loincloths and leather stockings?! A plague upon ya!! Yer a'gonna ruin the place sure nuff. Wat cha think I go thar fer (besides a snootful a rum and a nap out back)? Keep yer civie-lized idears ta yerself gal.
: : Old Crone
: Dear Old Crone,
: How's about meetin' at Bumppo's Saturday night for a friendly snootful? We can watch how the new dress code goes over. Besides, I'm curious to see if anybody shows up without the scalp his eagle feather was attached to. Some kind of mystery here about the traffic in used eagle feathers.
: She, etc.
Dear She, etc., (is thet yer last name?)
I'm always up fer a snootful. Saturday night it is!
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