Posted by Miss Marcia on March 02, 1999 at 17:30:01:
In Reply to: Whooooo-eeeeeeeee!! posted by Katepacomen on March 02, 1999 at 14:12:30:
Mr. Girty wrote:
: tis' been a spell since ah' headed over ta' corn crib fer' a rest,
: ah'm afeer'd that some of the Colonials 'ave spotted me hangin' 'round
: She [etc] cabin, 'n' very possible that Sheriff Twigg has been sent fer'...
: So ah' issue forth a whoop ta' let'chya know that ah'll be headin' over ta' the crib ta' hide out fer' a spell, ta' throw them pesky Colonials off'n me trail...
: The truth be told, Miss, ah' missed yar' home cookin' 'n' fff-fudge!
: [if'n ya' hear some heavy snorin', tis' me still gettin' over the rum ;-) ]...
Dear Mr. Girty,
So nice to hear from you again. I know some folks call me naive and foolish, but I don't find you to be quite so fierce as they might make you out to be. I'll leave a bowl of leftover Catfish & Crawdad Chowder out for you tonight, wrapped up well, so it stays nice and warm for ye. There'll be some cornbread, and a big slab o' sweet potatoe pie, as well, and, of course, some of my famous fuu-uuuudge for you to take on the trail tomorrow. That should keep you fat and sassy for another day or so, anyway.
And don't you worry none about Little Ol' Benton...he's taking me for a moonlight stroll later tonight, and I've a feeling he won't be studyin' catchin' no renegades for a spell! Sleep easy, Mr. Girty.
Yours Most Graciously,
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