Posted by Doctor M on March 11, 1999 at 12:11:19:
In Reply to: Re: Standing By My Clams, And Not Subject To Much At All posted by Monterey Jack on March 11, 1999 at 10:23:26:
: Actually, I always thought Kafka (the one eyed guy) was the only one with a clue in that movie. Sinuhe was clueless. Horemhab was a ruthless wannabe. The Pharoah had been staring into the sun too long and lost his grip.
: : Dear Dr. M.,
: : That's really an interesting observation about Victor Mature. My impression always was that he had trouble seeing and talking because all the grease from his hair kept sliding down and encasing him like a layer of hogfat - and now you tell me he was actually a Smithfield product. Tell me - do the Three Piggies consider him a true romantic hero? Could he be the Porcine Hawkeye?
: : Gayle
Oh Lord! Not only a handle reflecting my favorite cheese, and
thus harkening back to the "son of a cheesemaker" reference,
but someone who actually admits to watching The Egyptian!!!
Marry me, Jack from Monterey!!! I must have you!!!! We'll
make beautiful Cheese Whiz together!
As for you, Gayle, the thought of Victor Mature in a loincloth
and wampum belt is almost too much for mortal woman to bear.
Doctor Mary needs to send out for some more anesthetic from
Bumppo's and and to lie down for awhile with a cold wet cloth
on her forehead.
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