Posted by Captain Courier on March 17, 1999 at 20:29:32:
In Reply to: Re: Wah-Ta Wah report to Captain Courier posted by Canadian Trader on March 17, 1999 at 18:16:23:
: : : : Though we are proud on a job well done, we fear that the usual suspects may have again managed to escape underground. We will remain vigilant.
: : : : I am awaiting further instructions, my Captain, and would like to say to all Mohicanlanders: hey, hey, HEY PEOPLE! .... Let's be careful out there.
: : : : Commander Achillse
: Dear Commander Achillse,
: Your suspicions are confirmed as we have received smoke signals from our allies in the South. One suspect, a self- proclaimed "Sir" was able to escape..Beware Warrioresses, this man is known to jump into tubs of warm water and soak in there for hours at a time......And if he sees a Wah-tah-Wah Warrioress in a tub he'll say Wah-Tah-Heck!and jump in there with you!! Extreme caution is advised and a ready musket wouldn't hurt..
: Yours truly, always on the look-out..
: Canadian Trader
Dear Commander Achillse & Canadian Trader,
These are most distressing distress signals you send. These evildoers are a wicked lot, are they not?
I think the situation calls for drastic measures ... overkill, if you will.
And Wah-Tah-Heck! Punch holes in all water tubs! To Sir with love ......
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