Posted by S.Girty on March 18, 1999 at 02:41:13:
In Reply to: Grand Re-opening posted by Peg O'Reilly on March 17, 1999 at 07:24:58:
: After thoughtful reconsideration (not to mention bein' thrown in the gaol on dubious charges, as well as bein' pitched in the creek by me own barmaids one of whom is the reigning arm wrestling champeen) I have been persuaded to rescind the dress code which was roundly denounced by one and all. I might add that Bumppo's hasn't seen a lady drop by yet, and to liven things up we're offering a prize for the best paint job, wimmin not excluded.
: We've concocted a fresh barrel of punch from a shipment of limes 'n rum just in from the West Indies. After we drink a round to St. Paddy's Day, and another to salute Mohican Mama Marcia's nativity, she'll stand up on the table and treat us to a rendition of that song that her distant cousin Marlena will make famous some 200 years in the future, "See what the boys in the back room will have and tell them I'll have some of the same!"
: Here's to yer health,
: Peg O'Reilly
Siyo Mistress O'Reilly,
ah's happy ta' report that yar' recah'nsidur'ation of th' dress code has greatly settled down thangs with me Shawnee brothers.
We's plannin' ta' visit y'all 'n' partake of yar' spah'cial Saint Paddy's day brew...do save us more'n the' dregs [otherwise me Shawnee brothers maybe in a *burnin'* rage, if'n ya' know wha' ah' mean?]... 'Tis a spah'cial occassion indeed, Miss, and me Shawnee brothers as ah' speak are strippin' off their shirts and paintin' their chests in all manner of colour 'n' design ;-)
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