Posted by 3 Piggies on January 07, 1999 at 19:53:14:
In Reply to: Re: To the Courier Editors and a peace offer? posted by Dutch Trader on January 07, 1999 at 15:51:57:
: Ah! All trails lead to the Dutchie, then? Might I point your attention to another possibility? Are not the infamous Three Piggies boasting of their success in acquiring captives lately? Maybe they are not content with what they have caught so far? Think about it, dear editors, think about it.... Take a risk and send your big bad wolf to do some huffing and puffing around their residence...
Now, y'all just wait one little minute! You are right in thinking that we are happy with the "captives" we have so far, and if you think we would even dream of adding another woman to our midst, you are crazier than we think you are! Our "captives" are most happy with things just the way they are and we aren't about to upset the apple cart. So you just go send your big bad wolf looking somewhere else for She...
PS- Somehow I don't think Hawkeye and Huncas consider themselves "captives" (except in the nicest possible way...)
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