Posted by Miss Proper on January 12, 1999 at 19:20:32:
In Reply to: Re: Prim and Proper ... Our School Of Thought posted by Miss Prim on January 12, 1999 at 15:36:04:
" Doctor M,
: : : : I deeply regret hearing of your poor judgment. NOW what are we to do with these unbridled lasses? With all due respect, Doctor, you must've locked & loaded an extraordinary quantity of Tequila Shooters! If my memory serves me corr ... uhmmm, if what I've heard is correct, the third gentleman from the end, Mr. Maximi, was none other than General Webb doing his Mr. Huncas impression.
: : : : Was he worth 200 Pounds?
: : : : You might want to consider seeing a doctor.
: : : : Sincerely,
: : : : Miss Proper
: : : : PS Just a tidbit of news for you, dearie. Mr. Webb has filed a complaint with the local Magistrate. He claims you stole his loincloth???"
": : : Good Lord! WEBB IS AT EDWARD???? How exceedingly odd! Is that
: : : tiger-striped thing I found wrapped around my head this morning
: : : a loincloth?? I thought it was one of my patented hangover
: : : cures. Live and learn! I certainly would have thought
: : : General Webb would have had more dignity than to bill himself
: : : as "The Reee-allly Long Carabine" and shake his booty like
: : : that! And for your information, Ms. Proper, I have already
: : : sought medical attention for my condition, which can best be
: : : characterized as The Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie-Woogie
: : : Flu. Those few hours in the sweat lodge did wonders...and to
: : : answer your question, you BET I've seen the Red Man!
: : : Dr. M"
": : My Dearest Miss Proper,
: : These latest developments have given me a chill and headache. I must have a cup of tea, put a cloth on my head and have a lie down. We should make room at our school for a few older wayward ladies of the "professional" elk.
: : I quite agree that the subjects of sin and n**ed men should be addressed - frequently. As for including silk embroidery in the currculium, by all means, but French? French! the language of those natty dandies who make love with their faces and haven't the nature for war? All that Latinate voluptuous! I think not, my dear.
: : Yours,
: : Miss Prim
: Than's curriculum and voluptuousness! I am shaken to the core.
: Miss Prim"
Dear Miss Prim,
Indeed! You must be as shaken to the core as General Webb was shaking to the core! Dreadful scandal, this business. Do have a lie down and try not to worry yourself. Perhaps you're right. Perhaps we should open our doors to elderly, wayward ladies of disrepute. Poor Doctor Mary. She may be lost, you know. Imagine! Sweating her new-monia over Mister Webb and degrading him so!
Well, we no longer have her heavy purse to count on but we shall persevere! It is our duty! Our mission! Our colony's future may well depend upon it!
Regarding our French lessons; I do see your point. French today, licentousness tomorrow. We'll delete those lessons. I concur with your idea, Miss Prim. We'll dress the n**ed men & sin frequently.
Do use your smelling salts and fan yourself often, dearest Miss Prim.
PS Do you think Doctor Mary really did SEE the Red Man?
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