Posted by The Sassy Soothsayer on January 15, 1999 at 16:37:19:
I woke up this morning with a feeling in my bones that something interesting was about to happen. Sure enough, shortly after my morning exercise regime was completed, a fine specimen of a man came racing up to my door, carrying a letter and some sketches from She-Who-Tracks. Miss Sassy was SEW excited! After all, it's not often that a fine specimen of a man races up to her door for ANY reason! I tried every trick in my VAST repertoire to entice him inside for a spell, but he insisted he had to make a run straight through to Webb & took off that-away! (me, pointing left)
So, I settled my somewhat disappointed self down to read my letter, and now I'll pass along the gist of it to you fellow Mohicanlanders. It seems She-Who-Tracks is on a sort of vision quest...she claims she woke up one day & realized she didn't really know who she was or what she wanted out of life, and felt she needed more "space." (Hey, that's what she SAID...?) So, she packed a few provisions and headed off into the woods to "find herself!" Imagine my surprise to read this! She coulda asked ME...I knew exactly where she was!!
Apparently, She has packed some interesting items to help her in her search...the courier said when he ran by to pick up her letter for me, he found her sitting on a rock in the middle of nowhere, burning incense and sweet grass, chewing peyote, chanting "OMMMMMMMMMMM" at the treetops, and smoking a big fat cylinder of something she called fumo loco! I guess she is REALLY serious about this VISION stuff!! Leaving no stone unturned...or is it no tern unstoned?...as it were. I've been told that while she didn't have much to say to the courier, she smiled a LOT, and seemed VERY happily involved in the close-up scrutiny of ladybug on her rock, to which she was singing, "Doo, doo, doo, looking out my backdoor..."
What this all means is anybody's guess, but I reckon She-Who-Tracks is doing okay, out there in Lala Land, and she'll return to us when she's finished her spiritual journey...or whenever she runs out of whatever it is she's smokin', one or t'other. And who the heck are the Doobie Brothers, anyway?
The Sassy Soothsayer a/k/a Mme. Claire Voyant
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