Posted by The Sassy Soothsayer on January 15, 1999 at 20:54:31:
My Dear Old Crone,
In the future, please try to be more discreet in your use of any potions you may get from me. You very nearly let the cat out of the bag this time, literally, you daffy broad! Jereboam Jones was suspicious, but I think I covered it up smoothly enough. And anyways, you didn't tell me you planned to use that love draught on HIM...I'll have you know, Mr. Jones has been paying a good deal of attention to ME of late, and I don't relish the thought of trying to share him with an Old Crone like you!
So, in short, unless you want me to dry up your well, your milk cow, and what's left of your leathery old skin, you'd best use any future potions on some other feller! Clear it up any?
The Sassy Soothsayer a/k/a Mme. Claire Voyant
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