Note on Front Door of Sassy's House

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Posted by The Sassy Soothsayer on January 16, 1999 at 16:22:31:

Dear Goody Tewshoose,

Sorry I missed you. I had an appointment with the Village know, the one who makes sure Capable Cora always looks perfect, no matter what occurs? I have "special" plans for tonight & thought I needed a cut, shampoo and blow dry, just for the occasion. It'll take a good long while, as my hair is thick, and I'll need at least two or three of the hairdresser's assitants blowing on it to dry it up nice and pretty.

Anyway, your packet of special powder is under the doormat. Be very careful not to spill any of this on yourself when you mix it into you-know-who's ale least not onto any of your parts you've grown fond of, if ye get my drift. It's THAT potent!

Leave your coins under the mat, as well, and don't try to palm any of your subway tokens off on me again. I've told you before, I can see into the future, and I know for a fact that human beings will never ride around in a hole in the ground! What a notion!

Well, dearie, wish me luck at the salon...I need a fresh, young look for spring. I was thinking something Drew Barrymore-ish.

Yours Enchantingly,
The Sassy Soothsayer a/k/a Mme. Claire Voyant
Motto: A Thing of Beauty is a Joy Forever!

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