Posted by Goody Tewshoose on January 18, 1999 at 08:52:33:
In Reply to: Note on Front Door of Sassy's House posted by The Sassy Soothsayer on January 16, 1999 at 16:22:31:
Dear Miss Sassy,
Thankee everso for my special packet! I haven't had the nerve to try it out yet, but it's nice to know it's nearby, just in case that ornery ol' you-know-who gets real mean again. I wasn't planning to dump the whole thing into his drink, btw...don't want to end up on the gallows or nuthin'! Just wanted a way to take the starch out of him, so to speak. Figgered I'd just use a few grains at a time, to keep him in line. Nuthin' like a good, ol' fashioned belly ache to calm a body down a mite! This approach has the added benefit of showing ME off to my best advantage as I nurse the sorry wretch back to health. You KNOW how I love to look like an angel in the eyes of the community at all times.
BTW, my neighbor, Miss Paddletale, waddled over yesterday and said she ran into you on your way home from the hairdresser's. She mentioned you appeared very distressed as you rushed by with a scarf over your head that was pulled clear down to your nose, fussing and fuming about how you said you wanted to look like DREW Barrymore, not LIONEL!! Problems, dearie?
Yours Ever So Sweetly,
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