Posted by Miss Paddle Tale on April 07, 1999 at 18:08:14:
*Quack-quack! Squawk! Waddle, waddle, waddle!*
Towne Cryer!! TOWNE CRYER!!! Come quickly!! There's LOTS to be cried about!! *Ack! Squawk!* There are three, count'em, THREE new residents of Mohicanland, and they are a crazeeeee bunch! *Squack!*
*Quawk!* Some wild woman named Adoo Addy is runnin' around at the Reverend's school, an' I heard from the Old Crone that she was kickin' an' stompin' an' bashin' in a most unlady-like manner! *Urk! Ack!* And then there's this KOA person who makes quilts, but wants to change our selection of vittles, can you IMAGINE! *Squawksquawksquawk!!!* And not only that, but there's some lady with a strange accent who makes a living selling POUPEE, and if that ain't awful, well my name's not Jemima Paddle Tale! I tell ya, the sky is fallin', the sky is fallin'!!! *Ack! Quack! Quake!*
Quick, Towne Cryer...alert the citizens! We must run for cover! We must hide in the woods!! We must run away, run a-waaaaaaaaaay!!!!
Yours Hysterically (as usual)
Miss Paddle Tale
Motto: Paddle's my name, tellin' tales is my game!
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