Posted by Miss Paddle Tale on April 07, 1999 at 23:02:47:
In Reply to: RED ALERT1 RED ALERT!!! posted by YeOldeTowneCryer on April 07, 1999 at 18:18:17:
Town Cryer Cried:
: RING RING RING!
: hear ye hear he hear ye!!!
: COME ONE COME ALL!
: AND COME SWIFTLY TO THE TOWNESQUARE!
: THERE IS MUCH ADOO ABOUT SOMETHING AND MISS PADDLE TALE HAS BEEN
: SEEN AS WELL AS HEARD RUNNING AMOK!
: IN THE MEAN TIME, SINCE WE DO SUSPECT THIS MADNESS TO BE CARRIED
: BY THE WIND, DO EVERYTHING BUT
: DO NOT BREATHE!!!!
*Squawk! Quack! Squack, even!* I must say, Miss Towne Cryer, it's about time you cried around this towne. We have sorely missed your towne crying of late, and now that we have all this craziness going on with kicking and smashing and quilting and poupee-ing, we are in dire need of a loud cry like only you, the Towne Cryer, can cry! *Squawk-squawk!* Oh, goodness! *Quack-quack!* Oh, gracious!! The bell is ringing and you are crying and I'm running amok, once again! Just another day in the cuckoo's nest! And whilst we are on the subject of cuckoos, my very close relatives, BTW, *this* bird wants to know more about this deal you mentioned to the Courier Editors! *quackquackquackquack!!!* Con-quack-ulations are in order, indeed! *Squawk! Squawk again!* I'm waddling off home now, though, as it's hard to do this much squawking without breathing, and you have instructed me that not breathing is the thing to do, so I'm not breathing at all, even though I'm still trying to...squawk.....gasp....wheeeeeeeeeze.....PLOP! *Miss Paddle Tale flops over awkwardly, like...like... like a DUCK OUTTA WATER!* (Sorry...couldn't resist...hehe!)
Yours Gasping, Wheezing, and still Faintly Squawking,
Miss Blue-in-the-Beak Paddle Tale
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